Plus Size Brown Deer Costume For Adults

Like "Oh, precious deer, do come hither!" or, "Hey, deer." You see, we're trying to have a conversation here. What? And... Like "For Pete's sake?" Because that's not what we meant. Also, try not to breathe too loud. Which is a shame, because we're sure they are soft and nice and we would really love to pet them. Fun DetailsHey, what if we tried to lure them out? That's right. At the ends of the sleeves, two black felt "hoof" mitts are attached, and there are black felt shoe covers to match. Well, why not? Gentle. And, for the most part, adorably fuzzy. The hood has soft-sculpted ears and antlers, and Hook and Loop fastener under the chin. Can't just wander up to pet a deer. It's an exclamation and we're talking to a deer. So we could pet and hang with them and stuff? Maybe we should tone it back a bit. Look at it more closely this time and note the comma: Oh, deer. Dear DeerOh, deer. Deer are super soft. It should totally work. It should be no problem at all if we're wearing this Plus Size Deer Costume. Why talk to a deer? And don't make any noise. This velour jumpsuit is tan with a faux white furry belly and tail. No, siree. Kind. Wait. Only one or two false deer waiting to be accepted and approached by a real one. Did you read that like a phrase of exasperation? See, they're also super skittish. It even comes in toddler and children sizes so we could have a whole heard of deer!Skittish MuchOf course, that might scare off the deer even more. You know, as long as you stay really still. Of course, we've never actually gotten close enough to one of them to know if they're gentle, kind, and fuzzy, but we assume it's true as that's what they look like.

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Plus Size Brown Deer Costume For Adults