Women's Frightful Clown Costume

We accepted defeat and moved on.Then one day, Michelle waltzed into the office wearing this Frightful Clown Costume (it was casual Friday). Believe us, we tried everything. Then we kind of gave up. So you see, this story only proves what we've been saying for years: There is nothing scarier than a clown. Fun DetailsThis horrifying look features a black tunic over striped pants. Yikes! A big velour bow can attach to whatever creepy clown wig you opt for (definitely use a wig, it ups the ick factor of this look) and you'll want to paint your face in a gruesome way that says, "Hello, I'm a clown. Now, Wanda claimed to everyone during her first week on the job that there was NOTHING that could scare her. We tried jumping out from behind things, sneaking up on her in her car, reading her the news, and calling her from inside her own house (yes, we know, we took a bit far; we were determined). And you'll never believe it! I'm here to ruin your life forever."EpilogueA month after the "incident" (as HR called it), we got a postcard from Wanda. After months, it seemed like there was no spooky stone left unturned. She was getting a bit of R & R in the Caribbean. Wanda's TaleWe hope you're comfy, because we have a story for you! She was terrified. Now, she knows what to look out for in the future!  We tried all the generic, usual stuff: bats, and vampires, snakes and heights...heck snakes at high heights. She claims she had no idea just how scary a clown could be until she saw this particular costume. Wanda, it seemed, was unscareable. The top has a layer of burnout fabric, jagged edges, a tulle collar, and a column of skulls decorating the front. Michelle tried to go check on her and well, let's just say Wanda ran out the door and called from the road to resign. There was a gal in our office, let's call her...Wanda. Wanda was found cowering under her desk, in a pool of sweat and shaking.

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Women's Frightful Clown Costume