A merman!
water wings, maybe, since merpeople don't wear shoes.. Product DetailsBe a shark among minnows when you wear your exclusive Mermaid Mafia Men's Costume! We know lots about mermaids, such as the fact that they can lure sailors to their dooms just by combing their hair flirtatiously and that they sometimes make ill-judged deals with sea witches, but what do mermen do? Did you run afoul of them recently? Clip on the felt crown to finish your look! Don't Mess with the Underwater Mafia The Mermaid Mafia is a very hush-hush organization, but every sea-dwelling creature in Atlantis knows not to mess with it.) The white wig is made of synthetic hair and matches the beard, which secures around your head via elastic bands.