The life of a Death Eater sure is busy.
In a world where people can pass themselves off as someone else entirely with a relatively simple potion, leaks happen. But hey, you're on this path, now, and there's no way you're turning back! Hey, if you can't help the Dark Lord find the boy who lived, no one can! Yeah, we're thinking simple laser tattoo removal wouldn't work even if you wanted to return to polite society. With velvety accents and a dramatic, pointed hood, you're sure to earn the Dark Lord's respect. With years of struggling to organize regular get-togethers, a leader who's always disappearing on mysterious business (aka hanging out with his pet snake), and a membership that's too paranoid to actually communicate with each other, it's no wonder that your group hasn't yet taken over the world! Your groundbreaking incantation will really make an impact as you gesture in the long wizard sleeves.