Well, then you don't need a welcome mat, or at least, not a conventional one.
Fine, we can't gaurantee that it will stop people from knocking on your door, but can we at least appreciate that this doormat is sending the correct vibes? This jute fiber doormat has an anti-skid PVC backing and measures about 2 1/2 feet wide.Well yes, we suppose if they didn't look down or read that they might not get the message. Darth WelcomeDo you want a doormat that teems with intimidation? The kind of vibes that say "Go away, I may be malevolent"? On top is a picture of Darth Vader's intimidating mug with the phrase "Welcome to the Dark Side. You may find this Star Wars Darth Vader Doormat is a better fit for what you want to say.