Why was the mushroom a hit at the party? A toadstool.What does a toad use as a stepladder? It was no truffle at all.

Why was the mushroom’s smart phone always fully charged? He brought a portabella phone charger.Why did the fungus cross the road? He was a fungi. They need time to grow on you.

Why did Bel Biv Devoe avoid the girl wearing a mushroom costume? He’s a fan of a story with a morel to it.Why did the mushroom sit around on the couch all day? There wasn’t mushroom on the side he was on.Why did the fungus cross the road? He was a fungi.