You could employ an army of sharks that wear lasers to patrol the world's oceans?
This is the kind of jacket that says "Don't mess with me, you won't make me angry, you're simply beneath me. Trying to take over the world would be hard, but it would also be a lot of fun too! Everyone want's to be the hero, the person that everyone pats on the back at the end of the day, the guy that gets a big statue in the middle of town.No more worrying about being evil, because you can rest easy knowing you are! You also get to plot for world domination. But we are begging you to reconsider.