You’ll be so well disguised, the ducks will have no way of telling you’re not one of them and you’ll be free to enjoy the waters, undisturbed. It’s not like ducks are the most fearsome creatures in the animal kingdom—at least as individuals.

Yellow Duck Adult Onesie.

Yellow Ducky Adult Costume.

Yellow Duck Adult Onesie.

Because the moment you start honking, then you’ll be in trouble, and you’ll never get back to your swimming spot.Good luck!  Just make sure they don’t catch you speaking to anyone else. Surely those exist.

Yellow Duck Adult Onesie.