Perhaps we need a diplomat...
Shuffle On This Mortal CoilWe need someone to speak on the behalf of all these ghostly souls' accounts and let everyone know not all sheet-toting spooks are cut from the same cloth. The tattered ends, understandable after all these years in limbo, are all over but still have an aura of innocence and serenity about them that will surely help make your point. The Undead Diplomat We NeedMost ghosts are kindly, sweet, and just want to hover around and remind themselves what it's like to feel alive—far from the nasty ruckus everyone depicts them as causing. One little moan and suddenly there are proton packs and laser beams being fired everywhere! Some are problematic, of course, and some people get spooked.