We're talking dates and figs and fish.
Now, aren't you feeling like you're ready to decree that some great new monument be built? All hail the pharaoh! Aren't you ready to preside over the Nile while servants waft you with fronds? Maybe you just need to look like the king of Egypt before you can really feel like a pharaoh. That sounds pretty amazing to us. Well, we're not exactly why you were chosen to become ruler, but they must've picked you for a reason, right? That's right, you pick the holidays, get the best of everything, make monuments because you want to, all that jazz.