. We are simply too big and too strong, they know what happens when they mess with us, thanks to our warrior cry "You mess with the FUN, you get the fun.com warriors.
Oh! the whole shebang. All we're saying is that our skeletons deserve a little attention. It annoys the crap out of us that people take their ability to stand in place for granted. No, okay, all joking aside, we've got mad appreciation for our skeletal systems and we think they deserve a little credit.
A TREASURED NATIONAL HEROWhenever there is a crazy alien ship warping in from alternate dimensions or the dread spread of virtually ancient organized slimeballs, we look to the horizon in hopes of a hero showing up that can crack some (red) skulls and bring peace back to the land.
Sure, you could have the all too obvious powers like super speed and super strength, but that's so overdone! You'll be wearing a black bodysuit with gold bands wrapped around it.
You may intimidate people at first (after all, it’s not every day the ruler of the underworld makes an appearance at a party) but we’re sure they’ll warm up to you in no time with this sizzling outfit!A Devilish DesignThis bodysuit is designed with a stuffed tail that has a pointy end.
.Of course, you need an authentic look if you want to make an impression at the next exhibition race. That's why this costume comes with realistic patches on the chest, and black and white checkered patterning along the sleeves and pant legs.
